Outsourcing Hell

We all know how the economy had been last year but I really doubt this would stop God from outsourcing "HELL” to “Earth”.

The summer temperature here had been consistently rising and I can see where this is all going. Not far from now there would be time when

  • People would stop going out in the sun in summer for the fear of blisters that they may get.
  • Reality prices would drop as there would be lot of land available as the Sea and poles would have dried out.
  • Astronauts  from Mars would visit Earth and their scientists would debate of possibility that life form would have been in this planet.

And yes god would have outsourced Hell to Earth

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